People Missing A Chromosome

I've finally found a reason to like Louisiana.
Some legislator is trying to get a law passed that makes it illegal to wear pyjamas in public.
This has been one of my pet peeves for years, and has caused my friends to chuckle at my outbursts and continuing rage at people who are too fucking lazy to get dressed properly before they leave the house.
These are the same people who buy peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
Folks, if you're too stupid (or lazy) to get two jars out of the cupboard and open 'em, then maybe you shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects.
My most recent blood-pressure-raising experience was on Christmas Eve when my youngest son and I were vending the Swap-Meet at Saugus Speedway in Santa Clarita.
There was a family at the next booth, a guy, his wife, and two kids, and the husband was loudly telling the vendor at the booth that he was from Bakersfield, a town about 80 miles north.
Let me set the scene a little better here for you: The guy had on a wifebeater and slacks, the kids were hyper-active, out of control, and appeared to be overloaded with sugar and MSG, and the wife .... the wife had on moon-boots, a Raiders hoody, and flourescent pink PJs with bright yellow smiley-faces.
I might add that, although she was only about 5'4, she was about 280lbs and these PJs were truly fighting for their life every time she plodded along and they were stretched almost translucent across her acre-sized ass.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitching that she was overweight. I'm bitching because the heifer had actually woken up that morning and said to herself "Well, I just got up and I'm going out on a 160-odd mile roadtrip to do some Christmas Eve shopping with my family, what SHALL I wear? .... fuggit, I'll just go as I am!"
It leads me to believe that, before the Pilgrim Fathers got lost on their way to France, that the white men who were already in the New World were molesting the buffalo and that some of their offspring survived and moved to places like Bakersfield.
It's sad that we have to enact laws on manners and decency, and sadder still that this heifer, apart from probably being color-blind and chromosome-deficient is also lacking friends or a reflection.
If she had a reflection, she'd be able to look in a mirror and say "Nope ... better try grown-up clothes today".
If she had friends, she'd have someone to say "Are you REALLY going out wearing THAT?!?"